When a friend posts a picture of their grandparent on facebook, it’s best to not comment, “Did they die?” or you might get a message from a very pissed off old woman.
demon: i possessed you
me: get the fuck out
demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit